Chimp Society

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23/3/2015

The chimp

Video from recent BBC advert showing chimp teaching young to use tools

Commentary in the style of David Attenborough

The chimp shows his young friend how to get termites with a stick

He could charge a fee for teaching the young chimp how to get termites

For example three thousand termites per year for three years

He could patent the stick and claim a portion of all the termites collected

He could own the termites and charge for access

What a fool

How primitive

Chimps teach their young to use a stick to extract ants to eat

This learning is not withheld nor is there a fee of say 3,000 ants a year paid to the older generation

Nor is there a patent on the idea or the stick

In this respect it seems that chimps have a better society than human beings

Are there a few really fat chimps surrounded by skinny chimps, no they all get to eat termites and then sit about satisfied

Chimps are stupid

We have too many professionals, doctors and teachers who do this work as a vocation

There’s the problem, tey don’t understand the value of money

The best waty to teach them is to put them in debt for their education hthen they’ll work for money rather than vocation

It’s a joke

Of course it’s a joke, you don’t think anyone would organize a society like this in seriousness do you, the rulers of the world are having a good laugh

Video

Voice of David Attenborough


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